August 29, 2008

Greetings, stalkers!


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There are 8 people with my name in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?

Sometimes, 8 is NOT enough.

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August 15, 2008
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August 11, 2008

HuffPo's "If They IM'd": John McCain & Paris Hilton edition

  • Maverick08: Hanoi Hilton?
  • Maverick08: how'd you find me?
  • Maverick08: leave me alone!
  • parisisburning: no paris hilton
  • parisisburning: a person
  • Maverick08: why are your words on my movie machine?
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What have I wrought

Yesterday my 2-year-old asked me if it was “cool” to wear a tank top without a sweater.
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Text WTF to 1337

From Gawker (though I also heard it on a morning news show and was pre-appalled):

“A donor to the Barack Obama presidential campaign forwarded an email from the Democratic candidate offering very special early notification when Obama picks his running mate. Obama even offered to text the guy’s phone with the news just as soon as it’s decided. “You have helped build this movement from the bottom up, and Barack wants you to be the first to know his choice,” the campaign wrote. Only problem? Obama is saying the same exact thing to random strangers on his website. He’s probably just trying to build a big email list to spam/telemarket for donations, which is predictable, but also NOT change we can believe it, damn it.”

Seriously, wtf? Obama’s announcing his running mate by texting it to people who supply him with cell phone numbers? Is this underwritten by Pepsi or something? Is there a card I have to scratch to win, or can I just collect all the game pieces and redeem them at text-yr-prez-2008.com?

This unholy marriage of e-marketing and politics makes me want to punch someone.

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Fair warning: if I follow you on Tumblr and you post something I find to be Gawker worthy I’ll pitch it to an editor extremely quickly. I live for sniffing out good content online. If you have issues with this I suggest you stop posting things on the internet.

Blakeley (via blakeley)

ISSUES? How about: every time I post something on Tumblr I pray that Blakeley will find it Gawkerworthy?

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August 6, 2008
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July 29, 2008
I think the reason Death Cab’s “Grapevine Fires” speaks to me right now is because I can’t tell whether it’s about hope or doom.
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July 28, 2008
Hmmmmm. CUIL.COM = FAIL. (or at least hicelebs.com = fail)

I’m not sure which one of us suffers more from this mistaken conflation of bio & photo.

Hmmmmm. CUIL.COM = FAIL. (or at least hicelebs.com = fail)

I’m not sure which one of us suffers more from this mistaken conflation of bio & photo.

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July 25, 2008
You just have to decide if you’re a Tigger or an Eeyore. I think I’m clear where I stand on the great Tigger/Eeyore debate. Never lose the childlike wonder. It’s just too important. It’s what drives us.
randy pausch, the last lecture
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July 24, 2008
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July 21, 2008
I wonder how many traffic accidents the iPhone 3G is causing. Typing while swerving!
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